How to get a Mac

As you realized, mac books are completely different from all other stupid slow computers in the world. We, all the students, want a MAC BOOK PRO 17inch. i7 2.66 GHz, 4G memory,Mac OS X leo part. I will tell you how to get one>:) First, if you already have a computer (samgsung, toshiba, DELL, hp, etc.), it would be harder for you to recieve a mac than to get one as your first laptop. If you are very willing to get a mac, you must give up your old laptop with your secret videos in there. There are many ways to get rid of your old laptop. However, it must be an appropriate reason good enough to convince your parents that it was not done intentionally or willingly. Some of the ways are telling or making your friend bump you so that you can over react and throw your laptop away, completely smashing it into piece, not able to be fixed; Spilling water until the laptop completely breaks down and blaming on some one you haven't even met; Pirate alot of videos from the internet and get as many viruses you can which will complete (COMPLETELY or you can download windows again) so that the computer doesn't even show the screen. Another way to convince your parents that you need a mac is to pretend you're left out from your friends, having a miserable life in school, hating life, having no more friends, and not being able to do any work because of the lack of capability of the slow, old, stupid, laptop. Email me if you want more ways:)